someonse please fuck k9
1’M GO1NG TO BE STAY1NG ON THE SH1P AGA1N FOR A L1TTLE WH1LE AND 1 HOPE YOU DON’T M1ND.
1 AM HOUSETRA1NED AND 1 DON’T NEED VERY MUCH FOOD OR WATER. 1 CAN BATHE MYSELF, MOSTLY. 1 TAKE UP A LOT OF SPACE BUT 1 AM VERY WARM.
- he lOVES ADVOCA… SO MUCH… frankly it’s ridiculous
- Advoca is fantastic. He would fight for her, kill for her, die for her, live for her. He admires her ardently and would protect her at the cost of life and limb
- she’s got some madd t&a going on there
- she’s so far out of his league. he is a thousand leagues below her. he is fucking hadopelagic
- she’s not really his??? type? her aesthetic is more “disney princess” than “pirate queen”
- foURTEEN INCHES
are boners e\/en that big a deal?
#like do people just pop them randomly??
ONLY ALMOST EVERY EVEN1NG THE SECOND 1’M AWAKE.
- Aww… He loves feferi so much. he really does.
- she likes pupa pan and also has a bangin tinkerbell costume? hella
- she’s cute wow. she works at an aquarium! he loves animals. fantastic
- He would be such a terrible boyfriend for her though. She’s so carefree princess berryboo and he’s so. not
- TOO OLD FO R HER….
- this has the potential to be extremely awkward
TEACH THAT MOTHERFUCKIN BONER WHOSE BOSS
SMACK IT AROUND
WHAT THE MOTHER FUCK YOU THINK YOU DOIN YOU AINT THE BOSS OF ME YOU STOP YOUR UNRIGHTEOUS BLOOD FLOW RIGHT NOW YOU HEATHEN BETWEEN MY THIGHS
- they would be horrible for each other but in a really funny way
- i don’t know. i don’t know what to do with this. why would you send me this? i am so lost and confused. pros… pros… i… they… god help us all
- they’re already kind of kin? dualscar and bro like each other so it’s a pretty decently formed social circle. dualscar ☺ broderick <> rufioh <3< dualscar <> pixie <3 rufioh could be an interesting group dynamic on the whole but
- I DON’T KNOW…… they would be hilarious tho
- they would bring out the absolute worst in each other lets b real here
- the absolute worst. “BLAR BLAR LOWBLOODS SUCK” “BLAR BLAR HIGHBLOODS SUCK” “BLAR BLARR gonna suck ur dick”
- the worst
- PROS MORE LIKE BROS AM I RIGht they are the dumb frat boys one another deserves.
- mutual fixation with salty snacks and terrible sense of humor
- they could spend so much time fucking each other that the rest of paradox space would never have to worry about their comically huge bulges ever again. “finally,” whispers everyone “we are free”
- I don’t know
- is the world ready for that much conjoined stupidity?
- they are both massive manchildren who throw the biggest fits over the stupidest shit i don’t know what’s going to happen if they both throw a tantrum together. many people will die